The vaguries of Peep geeking

I went grocery shopping today and found that, in preparation for Easter, they're already selling Peeps.  Oh, delicious, marshmallow-y, sugar-y, no-nutritional-value-whatsoever-y Peeps.

Then, I though I should share exactly how one must eat a Peep with the Internet.  I was told this in specific detail some years ago, but I forget who and where, so I cannot give proper credit.  But I thought that my passing on the specific rules of Peep geekery might be homage enough to that wonderful person who taught me.

( How to Geek a Peep: )

You're welcome.