It might be time to move from the city.
I was doing laundry and relishing in the fresh smells of my apartment with my stinky clothes clean and linens fluffed and shiny. Then I go into my room and wonder if my dog had had an accident. Then I realized the smell of feces was coming from the window. So I went outside and a person can almost see stink waves coming out of the alley. Really. I can smell it on the second floor. It's like someone splattered 100 diapers against the street of the alley. Phew.
But I went and looked and couldn't see the source of the smell.
In other news, I just got a postcard for my high school reunion. It's for next weekend. I'm glad they gave us so much time to plan. Not that I would have gone. Everyone I went to high school with can kiss my bodacious ass.
Now I have to see a website about a truck.
I was doing laundry and relishing in the fresh smells of my apartment with my stinky clothes clean and linens fluffed and shiny. Then I go into my room and wonder if my dog had had an accident. Then I realized the smell of feces was coming from the window. So I went outside and a person can almost see stink waves coming out of the alley. Really. I can smell it on the second floor. It's like someone splattered 100 diapers against the street of the alley. Phew.
But I went and looked and couldn't see the source of the smell.
In other news, I just got a postcard for my high school reunion. It's for next weekend. I'm glad they gave us so much time to plan. Not that I would have gone. Everyone I went to high school with can kiss my bodacious ass.
Now I have to see a website about a truck.