Zzzzzzzz.....
Jun. 8th, 2006 01:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
starzkiDear New Upstairs Neighbor,
Hi! I live in the apartment right below yours. We have not been properly introduced yet, as you only moved in on Saturday and it's been a busy week for me.
You and I might have a little problem.
I completely understand wanting to go out until all hours of the morning. Been there, done that, myself.
I also understand your being very into your girlfriend/boyfriend. I'm not saying that either one of you isn't as sexy as you seem to find one another.
As with your predecessor, I'm having a little problem with the noise you make. Unfortunately, unlike the person who lived in that apartment before you, you're doing more than just stomping around. So while I could go up to the door and knock and politely ask her to please walk around a little softer in the mornings, I feel somewhat uncomfortable knocking on your door and asking you to please stop screwing so loudly if you're going to do it at 4:30 am! Pull the bed away from the wall! Lay down a rug under bed to minimize creaking floorboards! Fix your bed so that it can handle your acrobatics without sounding like it's going to break! Seriously! Some people have to work!
You've lived above me for 5 days and this has already happened twice.
All I'm saying is that you should either have loud, banging sex during times of the day that it's not essential for your neighbors to be sleeping, or, if you gotta have it right then, just be a little quieter. Pretty please.
Thanks a mil!
Starzki
Hi! I live in the apartment right below yours. We have not been properly introduced yet, as you only moved in on Saturday and it's been a busy week for me.
You and I might have a little problem.
I completely understand wanting to go out until all hours of the morning. Been there, done that, myself.
I also understand your being very into your girlfriend/boyfriend. I'm not saying that either one of you isn't as sexy as you seem to find one another.
As with your predecessor, I'm having a little problem with the noise you make. Unfortunately, unlike the person who lived in that apartment before you, you're doing more than just stomping around. So while I could go up to the door and knock and politely ask her to please walk around a little softer in the mornings, I feel somewhat uncomfortable knocking on your door and asking you to please stop screwing so loudly if you're going to do it at 4:30 am! Pull the bed away from the wall! Lay down a rug under bed to minimize creaking floorboards! Fix your bed so that it can handle your acrobatics without sounding like it's going to break! Seriously! Some people have to work!
You've lived above me for 5 days and this has already happened twice.
All I'm saying is that you should either have loud, banging sex during times of the day that it's not essential for your neighbors to be sleeping, or, if you gotta have it right then, just be a little quieter. Pretty please.
Thanks a mil!
Starzki
In other news, my lecture this morning for my class bit ass. I meant to load up on coffee during our break, but too many students had too many questions that they were too shy to ask in front of the whole class. So 3.5 hours/sleep + 0 caffeine = bad, bad lecture. Just don't ask me about the rate of decline in sanity, for I will fuck up the explanation royally.
