I suck.

[starzki]

I'm having an allergic reaction (swelling under the skin of my face).  It started yesterday and got progressively worse.

This morning, my eyelids were almost completely swelled shut.  So I went in to the doctor.

Turns out:  I'm actually physically allergic to stress.  But I can take all of these medications that make me sleepy.  Just in time for my last question!

God, this sucks.