Cruel Mother

I had this conversation today:

Mom:  I sent you a package.  It has some clothes.
Me:  Okay!  Thanks!
Mom:  I know they'll fit you because I tried them on first.
Me:  Okay!
Mom:  Ever since I gained weight and gotten a belly, we're the same size, so they should fit perfectly.
Me:  ...  Shut up.
Mom:  Not that you have a belly!

I don't!

Really!