Cruel Mother
Mar. 13th, 2007 02:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
starzkiI had this conversation today:
Mom: I sent you a package. It has some clothes.
Me: Okay! Thanks!
Mom: I know they'll fit you because I tried them on first.
Me: Okay!
Mom: Ever since I gained weight and gotten a belly, we're the same size, so they should fit perfectly.
Me: ... Shut up.
Mom: Not that you have a belly!
I don't!
Really!
Mom: I sent you a package. It has some clothes.
Me: Okay! Thanks!
Mom: I know they'll fit you because I tried them on first.
Me: Okay!
Mom: Ever since I gained weight and gotten a belly, we're the same size, so they should fit perfectly.
Me: ... Shut up.
Mom: Not that you have a belly!
I don't!
Really!
