It's not what I wanted but...

The couch is working out okay.

I have broken it in with its first afternoon nap.

I went out by the dumpsters today and saw a nice old couple and their dogs copping a squat on my old sofa.  I suspected they were drunk, but I had a nice 5 minute conversation with them, and they seemed very nice.  Just sitting out on a sofa, smoking cigarettes, petting their dogs like it was their living room.

Awesome.