Things that have happened

I'm at the Grandma's.

I bought a couch.  (Yay!)

The puppy dog never wants to go home ever again.

It's hotter than all hell outside.

I had nightmares last night about teaching my next class because I've been procrastinating making up the lecture notes.  Leave me alone brain!  I still have almost a whole month to prepare!

I read Five People You Meet in Heaven yesterday.  (Meh.)

I've gone through two whole bottles of Advil (100 tablets each) since July 4th.