I hate morons

I was out walking the dog tonight and because it's a Friday night and my neighborhood is trendy, people were everywhere and most of them were drunk.  This is usually fine because this is a city of very happy, mostly harmless drunks.

However, we were passing one guy that was giving me weird vibes, so of course, my dog wants to stop and sniff him.  I thought this was a bad idea, so I immediately yanked him away as the weird guy was bending down to pet my dog.  I realized this was a little rude, so our exchange went something like:

Me:  Oh, sorry.

Drunk Bastard:  Oh, you're fine.  (as in "No problem, I'm not offended")

Me:  Okay.

Dog:  *sniffs bush for a really long time, delaying my escape*

DB:  Is that a Lab?

Me:  Yes.

DB:  I bet he's smart.  I bet he's smarter than you.

Me:  Um, no.

DB:  You know you're a woman, right?

Me:  *seeing exactly where this is going, so I turn the bitch up to 11*  I'm well aware of that, thank you.

DB:  You know black Labs are smarter than women, don't you?

Me:  *yanking dog away from interesting-smelling bush so I can walk away bitchily*  He's most definitely smarter than you.

Jackass.

[PS:  I find it interesting that the spell check for this program had no problem with *bitchily,* but gives me grief over *advisor.*]