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starzkiYou know, if I read one
more lemon that describes first sex as extremely painful, I'm going to
throw the goddamned computer out of my window. It only hurts if
you're doing something very wrong! That and the fact it always
seems to go from intense pain to climax in 0.2 seconds just kills
me. I'm dying inside.
People please! Stop writing this! In fact, don't write lemons if you haven't had sex. For the love of Pete, please don't!
(Not that realistic lemons are better. Who wants to read, "Ow, I've got a leg cramp. Umm... Move over a little and... oh, we're finished? Okay. Well, see you" ?)
But there is a happy middle ground. I swear.
People please! Stop writing this! In fact, don't write lemons if you haven't had sex. For the love of Pete, please don't!
(Not that realistic lemons are better. Who wants to read, "Ow, I've got a leg cramp. Umm... Move over a little and... oh, we're finished? Okay. Well, see you" ?)
But there is a happy middle ground. I swear.
