True Story:
Sep. 2nd, 2007 11:17 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
starzkiFriday, late afternoon, I was out walking my dog near the baseball field. There are many people milling about, waiting for the game to start and crowding all of the bars near the field.
I notice a trio of very drunk young men trying to get my attention. I pretend not to notice.
Then, my dog sees a little dog that he wants to stop and play with. The men approach me and the woman who owns the little dog.
Drunk Boy1: Hey. Are there any bars this way? *points east of the field*
Drunk Boy2: Yeah. All of these bars are too full.
*Other dog owner and I exchange glances*
Me and Her: *in unison* Yeah, but they're gay bars.
Drunk Boys: *boggle* OMG! Oh NOEZ! Not teh gay! OMG, thank you, thank you, thank you for warning us for we may have been butt sexed.
*we roll our eyes*
Her: They're actually really nice bars.
Me: *walking off* But I wouldn't guarantee they're playing the game. Jackasses.
*sniff* I'll miss my neighborhood.
I notice a trio of very drunk young men trying to get my attention. I pretend not to notice.
Then, my dog sees a little dog that he wants to stop and play with. The men approach me and the woman who owns the little dog.
Drunk Boy1: Hey. Are there any bars this way? *points east of the field*
Drunk Boy2: Yeah. All of these bars are too full.
*Other dog owner and I exchange glances*
Me and Her: *in unison* Yeah, but they're gay bars.
Drunk Boys: *boggle* OMG! Oh NOEZ! Not teh gay! OMG, thank you, thank you, thank you for warning us for we may have been butt sexed.
*we roll our eyes*
Her: They're actually really nice bars.
Me: *walking off* But I wouldn't guarantee they're playing the game. Jackasses.
*sniff* I'll miss my neighborhood.
