"I'm a cheerleader, of course I know what waxing is."

Okay.  This is friggin' brilliant.  And it will save me from ever feeling like I need to read Twilight.

And the dude reading it, Alex, is insanely charming. I spent all morning looking up the other chapters he read. It only goes up to Chapter 9. I hope he updates soon.

Favorite part (somewhat paraphrased):
reading from Chapter 2: I had to put up with Edward's bizarre glares.

Alex: Bizarre glares? This is someone glaring :-[

Alex: Now this is a bizarre glare :-P