"F! U!" "What's that spell?" "Fired up!" "No, it doesn't work that way, either."

Fanfiction.net is grating on my nerves.

I have a nice little one-shot that's hot off the presses and it's not letting me upload new documents.

Grr.

I want to share!  I want to open my window and make love to the world (with my story)!

But no.  I am denied.