Today's Afternoon Walk with the Dogs In Script Format

The Players

Me: Dur.
Big Dog: Black Lab, 8 years old.
Little Dog: Yorkie mix, 7 months old, puppy.
Mean Dog: Boxer seen from under a fence.

The Scenario

[Me, Big Dog, and Little Dog enter a large meadow lined by apartments and fenced-in yards.  I take both dogs off leashes to let them romp and play in the meadow.]

Little Dog: *Romp* *Romp* *Romp*
Big Dog: *Sniff* *Sniff*
Me: Aww.  Happy puppies.  *Smile*
Mean Dog: Arf?
Little Dog: A bird! *chase across black mud and near street*
Me:  ACK!  Come back here right now Little Dog!
Mean Dog:  Grr.  Arf.
Big Dog: Eh?  Who's arfing at me?
Little Dog: Shit is about to go down.  I'm so THERE! *hurries back*
Mean Dog:  Grrr.  ARFARFARFARF!  *tries to get under the fence*
Big Dog: Oh HELLS NO!  Grrr  BOWOWOW!
Little Dog:  Hi Mean Dog!  Can we be best friends?
Me: Get away from that mean dog!
Mean Dog: Eh?
Big Dog:  Wussy.  *leaves*
Little Dog: So, we friends or what?
Mean Dog: Hmm.  No.  ARFARFARFARF!
Big Dog: *Poop*
Little Dog: Fine.  See ya! *Goes sniffing*
Me: *Cleans up poop*
Little dog: I found a dead squirrel!  Yay!  *rolls*
Me: ACK!
Little Dog: What?
Mean Dog: Arf!  ARF!  Where are you guys going?
Big Dog:  I think I see a cat!  *Runs away*
Me: ACK!  Get back here!
Me: *Finally catches both dogs and leashes them*  I'm never doing that again.

FIN

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The end.