Funny convo:

Just now had this conversation with scribefigaro :

Me: I want to watch just a little bit of a movie before bed.
Him: Hmm?
Me: It's Velvet Underground.  It's Christian Bale, Ewan McGregor, and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers.  Now that's a gay sandwich I could get in on.  You know, if they wanted a girl.
Him: Yeah, two would be the bread, one would be the meat, and you'd be the pickles they scraped off.

And then there was laughter.