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The roller coaster ride that is my karma:
May. 9th, 2007 12:57 pmLet me preface this post by saying that I was a very, very good human being today.
It almost makes up for the fact that I am waiting for tomorrow's Dr. Phil with a completely manic glee. As anyone who has talked to me within the last two weeks knows, the Dr. Phil of last Thursday and Friday (yes, it was so fucked up, it needed two whole episodes) blew my mind with its pure awfulness.
I've had a strange love/hate relationship with Dr. Phil since he was on Oprah's show. A part of me thinks he needs to take his paternalistic bullshit and shove it squarely up his own ass. Another part of me thinks that there are certain human beings that need to be subjected to Dr. Phil's inanity because they are even bigger assholes than he is. Seriously, I've had a good mind to sic Dr. Phil on members of my own family because they sometimes really deserve it. I only watch Dr. Phil once a week, if that, and haven't been too keen on it for years now.
Anyway, if ever there was a man who needed a good torturous lecture from Dr. Phil, the man from last Thursday and Friday fit the bill. He's "obsessed" with his wife, so much so, that he has planted hidden cameras around the house to watch her, attached a tracking device to her car, tapped her phone, locked her in the basement, and faked a vasectomy. Holy shit!
And tomorrow he's back, fleeing from the therapy Dr. Phil set him up in to deal with his obvious and severe mental disorder. It's like the most bloodless and horrific car wreck that you've ever seen. I can't take my eyes off of it. And I can't wait until tomorrow.
Reminder: I was a very nice person today.
It almost makes up for the fact that I am waiting for tomorrow's Dr. Phil with a completely manic glee. As anyone who has talked to me within the last two weeks knows, the Dr. Phil of last Thursday and Friday (yes, it was so fucked up, it needed two whole episodes) blew my mind with its pure awfulness.
I've had a strange love/hate relationship with Dr. Phil since he was on Oprah's show. A part of me thinks he needs to take his paternalistic bullshit and shove it squarely up his own ass. Another part of me thinks that there are certain human beings that need to be subjected to Dr. Phil's inanity because they are even bigger assholes than he is. Seriously, I've had a good mind to sic Dr. Phil on members of my own family because they sometimes really deserve it. I only watch Dr. Phil once a week, if that, and haven't been too keen on it for years now.
Anyway, if ever there was a man who needed a good torturous lecture from Dr. Phil, the man from last Thursday and Friday fit the bill. He's "obsessed" with his wife, so much so, that he has planted hidden cameras around the house to watch her, attached a tracking device to her car, tapped her phone, locked her in the basement, and faked a vasectomy. Holy shit!
And tomorrow he's back, fleeing from the therapy Dr. Phil set him up in to deal with his obvious and severe mental disorder. It's like the most bloodless and horrific car wreck that you've ever seen. I can't take my eyes off of it. And I can't wait until tomorrow.
Reminder: I was a very nice person today.
