My favorite one from the Bad Sex awards was this one:
"He began thrusting wildly in the general direction of her chrysanthemum, but missing" (Rare Earth by Paul Mason)
I mean, its one thing to go with a flowery euphemism, but this is just sad, LOL. (Plus there's the whole context of maybe this wasn't the flowery bloom of her womanhood that he was aiming for...)
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Date: 2012-11-26 02:09 am (UTC)"He began thrusting wildly in the general direction of her chrysanthemum, but missing" (Rare Earth by Paul Mason)
I mean, its one thing to go with a flowery euphemism, but this is just sad, LOL. (Plus there's the whole context of maybe this wasn't the flowery bloom of her womanhood that he was aiming for...)